Something funny to tide us over this Thursday before the elusive weekend comes along. Plus, it's the beginning of a new month! Starting with the right foot forward...
A WOMAN'S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks. One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
A man who'll make love to my mind. And knows how to answer 'How big is my behind?'
I pray this man will love me no end. And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
A MAN'S PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big breasts, who owns a liquor store and a trout boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give two hoots.
Amen.
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